I May Not Be Made of Teflon Tee shirt

This lightweight crew tee wears like a quiet companion. Soft, ring-spun cotton and a classic fit create an easy, lived-in drape that moves with you—from slow mornings on the couch to long afternoons out. The shirt’s muted, centered text reads like a private, defiant note: subtle and dry. It layers cleanly under a cardigan or stands on its own with jeans and sneakers. Breathable, smooth, and built to last, it’s for the person who prefers understatement with a wink.

The fabric’s gentle texture and minimal stretch hold printed details beautifully, while the tear-away label keeps the back of the neck comfortable. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX® certification mean the tee is made with attention to quality and safety. Sleeve and inner neck text are rendered using modern DTF/DTG methods for crisp, lasting print. For anyone who likes humor delivered in a soft voice, this shirt fits naturally into everyday rhythms.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- DTF/DTG printed details (sleeves and inner neck printed via DTF) for crisp, long-lasting text
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton with a 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors